marcel-forreal:

gonna go to bed but i’m gonna break a mirror first because i can’t stand to look at my face or body anymore

vexarion:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

buttsdotcom:

I need to lose 30 pounds in today

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

phriend:

Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques

(Source: iraqobama)

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt